Meow Like a Pirate Day

Run fur yar lives, thar Kracken be comin!

Avast, it be Meow Like a Pirate Day OMC!

Ahoy buckos! 'tis me, Cap'n Luna 'n Zulu too. We be extra excited fer another year 'o meowin' like a band 'o pirates! 'Dis year, we has aarr own scurvy sea monster nip ship!

Avast Ye! Come on board th' poop deck (use ye litter box before boardin' please) 'n sail wit' Gentlemen o' fortune to th' far far away isles 'o kitty paradise.

Plenty 'o noms, grog n' nips fer all ye pirates! Long as ye be no landlubbin' sons o' biscuit eaters ye be welcome aboard. Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!

Yarrghh! Ye best be mind'n thar cap'n Squabby Owlerton, or ye gunna be end'n up a carvin' o' Luna's nu' peg leg ! Zulu - Yer breath could kill thar Kraken ye parrot-lovin, mutionous rouge... let us be settin' sail, all be aboard. Tis time fur a nip party!

I'll skewer yer gizzard, ye salty sea bass... Avast!

Cap'n Luna De Sparrownom at ye service. Dis here tis me fist mate- Squint Eye Keiko. Aye, today be meow like a pirate day, shiver me timbers! Our humans lo'v pirates; they have all the Johnny Depp mov'ies A pence for an old man o'de sea?

Did ye know this day be shared wit another Holiday? Today they hooman be goin' t' the beach t' pick up trash for International Coastal Cleanup to clean the riny deep; we be stayin' home t' set sail wit thar Cat O' Nine Tails. For us furry cats, tis a fine day for a nap while they be gone, yaAAarr! Me be a hope'n they be brin'in' home lots o' fish for us t' eat.

Ayee-yar; we be hopin' you enjoy your pirate day matey! Tis one o' the best days o' the year... tis a pawsome day indeed. I wish thar war more excuses t' meow like a pirate, yargh! Maybe in a past life I used t' be one instead ofa landlubber MOL =^_^=