Sunday, February 22, 2009

Box dweller

I love sitting in boxes. This one made the perfect bed... I can't find it now. I fear they've thrown it to the dumpster outside *sad cat face*. Today was a fun day in cat-land. I following my hooman all around the house. She made some smelly bread from yellow peeled things. I wanted some but she said it's 'not for kitteahs'.... I guess it's ok because I got some other treats. The rest of the day I slept and dragged around my stuffed bear from the basement and fought over it with Keiko. She won... and dragged it off. Now for more sleeping!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

I can has waf-el?

I love it when the hoomans make real breakfasts. That means I get catsip milk and to sniff everything else that's made. The girl hooman put an annoying white thing on my neck off of some box. What is some decor from a box doing on my throat? I hate things on me! I can't wear a collar either because I bite it and get my mouth stuck on it.... so itchy. This smelly waf-el had me distracted long enuf for the picture freak hooman to snap a few hundred incriminating shots of me with this infernal 'bow' contraption stuck on me. They keep telling me I cant have the waf-el since it has chocolate on it. Sounds gross to me. I want more catsip!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

I are scared

Luna here... a monster cat has taken over the girl hooman. An orange head with scary white eyes and cat ears. As it comes closer I make my fur stand on end and flatten my ears to my head to scare it off. Monster cat goes away but I follow... RAWR! Yes, I chase the monster cat all around the house with my fluffy stalking cat ways. Soon it's head pops off and is thrown at my feet! My hooman is free now and petting me... I sniff this cat 'hat' as they call it... evil hooman thieving monster cat I shall call it.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Evil Lady-bug

Last night I spotted the most elusive of intruders... the lady bug. It sat high up on the ceiling for hours mocking me as I attempted time and time again to find a way up there. The lamp was far to scrawny and slick to climb... the girl hooman grew angry every time the lamp hit against the wall. She doesn't appreciate my lady bug hunting tactics /sigh. Not to be out-done Luna arrived on the scene. Our hooman was highly amused by her strange meowing and stalking cat sounds. I think girl is obsessed with lady bugs. Maybe the one on the ceiling was really her doing?! At any rate we were soon ready for a cat-nap.

Some hours later I discovered a highly off limits place was open game! The bathrooooooom! Quite embarrassing really... the tall hooman snapped this shot of me muttering something about looking like a constipated gato and I should be putting the seat up first. What's that supposed to mean? They're lucky I sit on this thing at all.