Bird invasion

The birds are in full force today. The hooman got a new bird feeder. Now there are 4 of them... why do I only have one food bowl and these little things get more? Growl....

Out theres

Today I cried and cried. I want to go out theres... by the birdies and squirrels. Why can't I eat some grass? Mmmm nom nom nom pleaseeeeee?!?!?

After much whine I got mah way. Here I am on the fishie mat. Everything smells funny out here. I started freaking out and jumping on bugs and it was lots of fun. The dog and Luna were jealous so I made sure to come meow at them near the door after chomping some grass.

Luna got to come out when I was done. She was more scared than me and kept low to the ground most of the time. Some kids on bikes saw her in the lawn from the road and came over yelling "cheeta cat I wanna see" Luna was not amused and hissed running back into the house she even managed to get out of her harness half way before it got stuck on the water cooler. Poor Luna was a scared little kitteah.

Budda Cat is Pleased.

Today's a hot humid day. I like to lay with mah belly up and roll upside down. The fan hits me just right from here, I could sleep all day.. and I will! The hooman comes by to rub my fuzzy belly. I must be good luck.

So many dog shows....

What ever happened to the Cat-Whisperer... all day today the hoomans had on these DOG shows.... what ARE they thinking?! They do make some interesting sounds, I couldn't help looking at them acting like idiots on TV. Stupid dogs. HA!

Spikeyness

Today, my name is Spikenstein. Yes, fear my uber cuteness... I mean bad cat look. Luna doesn't get to make a fashion statement. She declined all photo ops.

Mah Bear

Don't even think of touching mah Bear. I like to carry him around the house and fight with him. You cannot touch... I will be growling and grumbling if you come close to me and mah Bear!

Bubble bubble toil and trouble

What is this crackling pile of whiteness? I poke it and it disappears... it smells funny and doesn't taste good. Why does the hooman want to sit in this? yuck!

Opera cat says raWr~!

Today I practiced my Opera singing. Here I am hitting the high notes trying to shatter the hoomans glass doors on the china cabinet.

I have the good box seats. You can sit there if you buy tickets to see my show, BYON (bring your own nip!)