Oh hai, is me Luna. I has been a verray bad kitteah. See dis brand new mattress? Well the hoomans brought it home last weekend. They had an extra box spring fur it since they got a bigger bed fur their room. The box spring has been leaning on the wall in Eddy's room all last week. I liked to sit on it like I am here in dis piksur.When the hoomans got the old bed out of Eddy's room, and were setting up the box spring they found my purrsent (insert evil cat glare here). I pee'd all over the top of the box spring whiles it was leaning up on the wall. Now they had no wheres to put their new matterss muahh ha ha. I mean... oh sworry.Earlier dat day, I also was rutting around on the woofies bed. I pee'd on it right in front of dem! HELLO HOOMAN pay attention to me!!! After dat they became suspicious and took the black light around... then I was in furry bad trouble. They found my spray marks all over the wall going into Eddy's room. It smells like bleach now... the humom didn't seem too happy to clean it.I had to visit the V-E-T last Monday. They thought I had a UTI or crystals in mah bladder. I was sent home wif a pee collecting kit - AKA some rocks and an eye dropper type thing MOL. Like I would pee on rocks. I was locked in the 1/2 bathroom for 4 hours! Can you believe that?! THE NERVE. I made sure they knew of my extreme displeasure by meowing non stop the entire time.Finally the boy hooman talked some sense into the humom and put me in the big bathroom upstairs. I had to spend dah whole night in there! When my humom got up in the morning she was happy I peed in the rocks and she got a sample fur the v-e-t. I got to go in the basement/catland after that. About time!
After a week of being confined to Catland, I am FREE and enjoying mah window seat. The hoomans went to PetSmart last night and got me some Feliway. Now evfurryfing smells weird. I is being snoopervised constantly to make sure I do not pee anywhere. Come on guys, has some faith in meh! The V-E-T said I has crystals in my bladder. It hurts :( so now they got me new kitteah food dats Science Diet purrscription to lower the PH of my pee. Hopefully fings can get back to normal. I still do not like Eddy... Zulu is a traitor, he goes and smells his butt whenever I'm not looking /growl.
Oh hai, it's me, Eddy! I has highjacked dis bloggie. The Hoomans all went on vacation and didn't even tell us, we were left wif the Grandbean. He came and stayed here and shared my bedroom. I made sure to keep him awake the first night he was here by jumping all over the bed. It was pretty fun.The other cats still hate me and make a lot of growlies when they come to visit. I met my brofur Zulu - and he ate all my food! Growling the whole time too... /sigh.
Dis is where I like to sleep, besides the window seat. Zulu comes in sometimes and takes my window seat and growls a lot... Luna won't even come closer than 5 feet away from me. I'm a big pushover, so I'm not sure why no one likes me... I don't even attack them. I am too afraid to come downstairs. The hoomans leave my door open all day but I rarely make it to the stairs. Does anyone have any ideas to help me?
Oh great, the cold stuff is here again....this door is all foggy I can't see!
I'll clean it all off, that's much betters... not a very good view though. It's too early for dis! The hoomans say we will be lucky if we has power tomorrow so they gave special purrrmission fur us to do the bloggie after midnite OMC! Is way past our bedtime.
Eddy doesn't like the cold either, and I don't like Eddy or the cold! The hoomans said our furravorite bird berry tree is now on the ground along with almost all the trees around us. I hope the birdies will still come and see us...dis is furry sad noooos.
